WARNING: If you haven’t yet read Pt. 1 of this piece, then you’re going to want to do that. I’m not saying you can’t read Pt. 2 first, but you’re only ruining the experience for yourself. P.S. Like what you’re reading here? Don’t be afraid to upgrade to a paid subscription! (Otherwise, I’m doing this for free…and it ain’t easy doing this for me, let me tell ya.)
Charlize Theron should name her memoir, “Another Problem Blonde.”